When You Get Out of Bed, Put Some Clothes On

I have decided something needs to be done. To all the jokers out there wearing flannel pyjama pants out to the bars, to run errands, to dinner, etc., I have one thing to say.

Put some fucking pants on, you douchebag.

Pyjama pants are the zubaz of the 21st Century. That's right, Trixie, you may think you're totally cute, but you just look like some white trash Joey Buttafuoco with tits.